Sexting for adults
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Men if Sexting for adults is something that you do or are thinking of doing then there are a few things you need to realise. Sexting inevitable in this oversexed, technology-driven world we live in. I’m not against it, though it does require a certain finesse and grace that men often don’t possess. A lot of women claim that they’re “too old” for that sort of thing, but I think that’s because they’ve had nothing but losers sending them awful dick pics. It’s amazing how fast a seemingly hunk can turn into a disgusting douche just from one sext, and it’s all due to general miscommunication. Come on admit it, we men have skewed perceptions of what women want and expect. They do not all act like porn stars. But they are difficult to decipher.
So you have got her number. That was the hard part; now don’t blow it. Sending that initial flirtatious text can be one of the most nerve-wracking moments ever. What if the reply is unenthused or there’s not one at all? The shame. But is it? It’s your clue that she’s not interested and to stop before you embarrass yourself. Don’t sext before you’ve tested the waters either or you’ll be left with a text recipient who’s showing her friends your desperate attempts while you contemplate the next one. Start out romantic then build it up. Don’t send a pic of your hard goods the first time.
Another basic thing to get right is the spelling. Many women get extremely turned-off when they text a man and his spelling and grammar is totally wrong. Not cool and iF u B senDin txtz lyke Diz, den they doNt wAnnA Fuk w/ U Eitha.
BEWARE OF SEXTING DRUNK
Phones and alcohol are an extremely dangerous combination, but the unfortunate reality is that being drunk is the time when most of these sexts are sent in the first place. It’s a catch 22. You take a few shots to muster up the courage for the sext to begin, but then you’re bound to cross the line somehow, whether it’s by coming off too thirsty or drunk. That said, it’s really all a matter of self control. Getting pissed then hitting every potential hook-up in your address book is not the way to do it. That’s when the rule about checking the recipient is especially important. Plus, drunk sexting can often lead to you having sex with someone you didn’t to do. When that intoxicated horniness sets in, the common move is to nail whatever textee is most responsive, and it’s generally not your first pick. Then the next morning you’ll be left with nothing to show for it but a hangover, an awkward walk home, and an iPhone full of mortifying texts. Some unexplained rash a few days later or worst 9 months later a screaming baby.
CHECK THE RECIPIENT. CHECK AGAIN.
You write something over the top kinky and by some absolute lapse of the brain, you end up sending it to your mother. It’s hilariously tragic. The utter shame if it. How can such blunders be avoided?
To start with, if you’re going to write kinky texts messages, don’t put it in BBM or some other text format where pressing the wrong key can have your message sent out to an entire contact list in an instant. Sexts need to be edited again and again anyway, so I suggest starting it as a memo before you send. That may sound like a lot of work for mere phone flirting, but that’s the surest way to write exactly what you want without accidentally sending out embarrassing messages to the wrong people, like the boss. Then just copy and paste that into a text, and check who you’re sending it to at least four times. Now if its a good sext then you can use it again and again. A little excessive perhaps, but after hearing the tale of a sexter who mistakenly wrote, “I’m going to explode your c***” to his mother, ( Not the most romantic sext) I think six time might even better. The same can be said for social networks too—always be sure you don’t unintentionally Twitter or Facebook what you meant to text, and if you’ve ever got that one wrong, remove said apps from your phone permanently!
DON’T GET PERVERTED TOO SOON
Sure women like a bit of dirty pillow talk or sexy innuendo. But there is a huge difference between innocent smut talk as a joke and hard core sex talk. These meaningless little conversations are meant to be sexy ice-breakers, not full-on porn movie. Unless you’ve actually been sleeping with the person you’re sexting, refrain from asking too many personal questions like, “Do you shave?” or “Do you like anal?” When men talk like that, women can’t help but imagine that they’re furiously masturbating behind a dark computer screen all the time. Being subtle is the key with sexting. You have got to take your time to come up with smooth responses, not just the first thought that pops into your deviant head the second she sends you a tit pic.
DICK PICS Hard or soft
Here’s a little secret about women: They love assessing dick pictures. But nit for the reason you would think. It’s not usually very praising—unless, of course, it’s huge—but rather, judging, everything from size, to shape, to the how clean the sheets on the bed are behind you. Clean your surroundings so there’s no clutter in the background. Wipe the stains off your mirror, remove the family photos in the corner, and groom yourself before sending. It looks gross and porn-ish when a man is totally hairless down there, but if is growing wild all over the place, then give yourself a little trim. Men expect that much and beyond from women, so put in some effort.
Now size does matter, at least in a photo. That’s great if you can make up for it in other ways, but don’t emphasize your small penis by photographing it and sending it to a woman for scrutiny. Those tricky camera angles aren’t fooling anyone. If you’re not packing, skip the phone flicks, keep it to text, and wait until you’re in person to show off the goods and your other talents. Now hard or soft? A soft penis isn’t the prettiest sight while trying to look seductive in a text attachment. The hard shot can add an xxx rating to your pic that may get you into hot water if it gets into the wrong hands. The safe bet is a good bulge pic over straight dick. Leave a little something to the imagination, and for later. Just make sure the underwear is clean.
Sexting is supposed to be like virtual foreplay. A fun thing to do until you see someone again that makes meeting up all the more exciting. That’s why less is always more in said scenario. You don’t want to expose all the mystery too soon, or else what’s there to look forward to? Once you’re in a relationship with someone, you can text one another whatever your naughty hearts desire, but until then keep it sexy but under control. Never ask for a sext pic, let them do it in their own time.
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